Chuck Norris vicevi - TOP 10

Morate priznati da nema do Chuck Norrisa. Chuck Norris je postao drugi naziv za viceve. Idemo redom:

  1. Chuck Norris je iz jabuke iscijedio sok od naranče.
  2. Prije mnogo godina Superman i Chuck Norris su se tukli za okladu. Tko izgubi mora zauvijek nositi gaće preko hlača.
  3. Chuck Norris zna što je pisac htio reći.
  4. Neki ljudi kažu da je Chuck Norris mit. Ti "neki ljudi" su sada mrtvi.
  5. Chuck Norris je ubo iglu.
  6. Chuck Norris je jedanput došao dvaput!
  7. Chuck Norris može jednom pticom ubiti dva kamena!
  8. Chuck Norris je prvi čovjek koji je ogulio nož jabukom.
  9. Chuck Norris je prešao dva dana za pet minuta.
  10. Chuck Norris se jednom popišao u rezervar kamiona ... Kamion se sada zove Optimus Prime.

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Green Day - 21 Guns Lyrics

Do you know what's worth fighting for?
When it's not worth dying for?
Does it take your breath away
And you feel yourself suffocating?

Does the pain weigh out the pride?
And you look for a place to hide?
Did someone break your heart inside?
You're in ruins

One, 21 guns
Lay down your arms, give up the fight
One, 21 guns
Throw up your arms into the sky, you and I

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Daniel Merriweather - Red

And I can't do this by myself
All of these problems, they're all in your head
And I can't be somebody else
You took something perfect
And painted it red

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U2 - The Ground Beneath Her Feet

All my life, I worshipped her
Her golden voice, her beauty's beat
How she made us feel
How she made me real
And the ground beneath her feet
And the ground beneath her feet

And now I can't be sure of anything
Black is white, and cold is heat
For what I worshipped stole my love away
It was the ground beneath her feet
It was the ground beneath her feet

Go lightly down your darkened way
Go lightly underground
I'll be down there in another day
I won't rest until you're found

Let me love you, let me rescue you
Let me bring you where two roads meet
O come back above
Where there is only love
Only love...

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Michael Jackson - Black Or White

Now I Believe In Miracles
And A Miracle
Has Happened Tonight

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Bon Jovi - It's My Life Live

Better stand tall when they're calling you out
Don't bend, don't break, baby, don't back down.

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It's My Life - Bon Jovi

It's my life
It's now or never
I ain't gonna live forever
I just want to live while I'm alive
(It's my life)
My heart is like an open highway
Like Frankie said
I did it my way
I just wanna live while I'm alive
It's my life

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Bono & Alicia Keys: Don't Give Up Africa

Bono & Alicia Keys: Don't Give Up Africa

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Alicia Keys i U2 - No One

Alicia Keys i U2 - No One Remix

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